True Colors of Red and Blue

A Conversation from the Edge.

RED: Eggs are $4.00 thanks to Joe Biden.
BLUE: They’re $6.00 under Trump.
RED: You’re making that up.
BLUE: You’re Googling it right now, aren’t you?

RED: China’s stealing our jobs.
BLUE: Trump raised tariffs and wrecked your farm.
RED: That was strategic.
BLUE: You took a bailout.
RED: America first.
BLUE: But you bought fertilizer… from China.

RED: Hunter Biden’s laptop.
BLUE: Okay. Open it.
RED: The FBI has it.
BLUE: Trump’s FBI.
RED: Deep state!

RED: January 6th was a peaceful protest.
BLUE: Police officers died.
RED: Antifa did it.
BLUE: Dressed as Trump supporters?
RED: They’re true patriots.
BLUE: They’re criminals.
RED: Pardon them.

RED: There are only two genders.
BLUE: What’s a woman?
RED: …look, that’s not the point.

RED: The vaccines are poison!
BLUE: You’re literally alive right now.
RED: That’s what they want you to think.

RED: The media is brainwashing you.
BLUE: Fox News paid $787 million to settle a lie.
RED: But Tucker said—
BLUE: Tucker said you’re dumb in leaked texts.

RED: You can’t trust government.
BLUE: Then why do you want it to control my uterus?
RED: Because SCOTUS said we could.

RED: Trump brought peace to the Middle East.
BLUE: He bombed Iran on a weekend.

RED: RFK is the only one telling the truth.
BLUE: He said antidepressants cause school shootings.
RED: He’s a doctor!
BLUE: He’s not.
RED: Exactly. That’s what makes him trustworthy.

RED: Wind turbines are killing whales.
BLUE: What?!
RED: LOOK IT UP.
BLUE: I did.
RED: Not on Google, you sheep.

RED: They’re putting chemicals in the water.
BLUE: To…?
RED: To turn the frogs gay.
BLUE: You heard that from Alex Jones.
RED: And he was right about Epstein.

RED: Crypto is the future.
BLUE: You lost everything in a rug pull.
RED: That’s because of Biden’s inflation.
BLUE: It was a guy named Kyle with a frog avatar.
RED: He’s a freedom fighter.
BLUE: He lives in his mom’s basement.
RED: That’s decentralization.

RED: You can’t trust science.
BLUE: So what do you trust?
RED: My gut.
BLUE: Your gut believes JFK Jr. is alive.
RED: That’s because he is.

RED: The planet goes through natural cycles.
BLUE: Your town is underwater.
RED: That’s just weather.

RED: DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH.
BLUE: On what?
RED: Just… research.
BLUE: You mean like peer-reviewed studies?
RED: No. YouTube. Rumble. Telegram.
BLUE: You learned geopolitics from a guy on Tik Tok.
RED: That’s how truth works now.

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RED: They’re invading our country.
BLUE: We’re all immigrants.
RED: We have to protect our culture.
BLUE: What culture?
RED: Gulf of AMERICA.
BLUE: It’s Mexico…

RED: You’re just woke.
BLUE: You’re a MAGAt.
RED: You’re not very bright.
BLUE: You can’t spell “indictment.”

RED: He was chosen by God.
BLUE: You sold your soul to the devil.

RED: Release the files!
BLUE: Yeah, release the files.
RED: …What files?
BLUE: The ones you said would bury us.
RED: There’s nothing to see here.
BLUE: There’s everything to see here.

RED: We’re dropping bombs.
BLUE: On who?
RED: That’s classified.
BLUE: What was the target?
RED: Freedom.
BLUE: Did it work?
RED: Totally obliterated.
BLUE: How did you confirm?
RED: In the Signal chat.
BLUE: What did it say?
RED: “Excellent!”
BLUE: What about civilians?
RED: Why don’t you support the troops?

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RED: Children are being trafficked.
BLUE: And you support the guy who flew on Epstein’s plane.
RED: What about the border?
BLUE: What about the cages?
RED: It’s Joe Biden’s fault.
BLUE: What about the concentration camps?
RED: They’re rapists and murderers.
BLUE: But there’s no criminal history.
RED: They’re ILLEGALS—that’s criminal.
BLUE: That’s civil.
RED: FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!!
BLUE: It’s the Constitution.

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LOOK! THERE’S A NEW PARTY.

RED: Let’s kill it.
BLUE: There’s a primary—make it look like an accident.

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IN THIS DYSTOPIAN FEVER DREAM:

The sirens stay silent.
The children are still in cages.
And no one gets rescued.

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P.S. I wrote this out of exhaustion, fury, and heartbreak.
If you laughed, flinched, or nodded — you're not alone.
If it left you heavy, you’re not wrong.
That’s what it feels like when you still have a heart.

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